10 October 2006

Dear God...

Not much worries me, but This is going to stop me sleeping at night.

Paris and Nicole Hilton will be taking on the role of childrens councellors.

Im not a big fan of councellors at any rate, most of them are do-goodesr which any child instantly hates & distrusts, then they use absurd techniques to get them to 'reform'.

But dispite that, I would preffer any child of mine to be councelled by the pansies than by two dopey spoilt blondes with less common sense than than an eskimo building an igloo in the sahara.

Dont get me wrong, im sure the Hilton sisters are very nice people, and i would admittedly give them both one, seperately or at the same time, either is good. But putting them in charge of children?

I dont think so.

8 comments:

Moo said...

That is hideous, almost as hideous as that so called song that Paris released!

Oli said...

As a cost saving measure they will infact play the paris hilton song to the naughty children.

Initially this was meant to be the sound of nails across a blackboard, mixed with polystyrene being cut with a blunt plastic knife.

Moo said...

You know what I think I would prefer the sound of nails across a blackboard rather than the sound of Paris Hilton's voice!!

Mr Angry said...

If ever those two were going to be caught on film together again, I certainly wasn't hoping it would be the sort of feature you'd see on MTV.

ldbug said...

I despise those two. They're the worst of celebreties, famos just because they're filthy rich. ugh

Jezebelsriot said...

They should do a porn together. I would so watch that.

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