19 February 2007

Annoy a Chav Week

Chavs, Townies, Scum or simply those young kids who wear Burberry a lot thinking its cool and not realising it is in fact golfer gear. Yes the uncivilized foul mouthed scum who ask for small change, cigs and after a few pints a fight.

These Chavs are becoming more and more of a problem in the UK, and now my friends I think its time to put a stop to it.

From the 26th of February till the 4th of March I believe we should have Annoy a Chav week, everyone get together and slander, ridicule and deny chavs their rights. You could do as little as sit behind a chav on a bus and say how your dads realy pleased with his new burberry top you got him for his 65th birthday, or simply burst out into tears of laughter when you pass a Chav in top to toe nike tracksuit.

So whos with me? Lets destroy the Chav culture!

2 comments:

Jezebelsriot said...

I think I need more clarification on what a Chav is, see if I can identify an American equivalent... unless, oh no! They are American imitators!

Mary said...

i think "bash a chav" week would be more satisfying. Or possibly "humiliate a chav" week, aslong as it involves stocks and some rotten fruit.