On the subject of my last post I thought I would test my readers knowledge, the first person with the correct answer wins a virtual pat on the back
There was a bear photographer who left his tent and walked a mile south. He then turned and walked a mile east and turned again and walked a mile north and found himself back at his tent. He saw a bear. What colour was the bear?
white. it's a polar bear.
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ReplyDeleteDamn smart arse readers, was expecting at least a few random answers first >.<
Ie - Pink with wings - the bloke was obviously pissed
it could be any color really!! this is one is an over abused doing rounds...
ReplyDeleteTechnically speaking, a polar bear's fur isn't white; it's transparent.
ReplyDeleteThe bear still appears to be white from the way light refracts...
Am I disqualified as a virtual pat?
ReplyDeletePolar bears are rarely seen above 88 degrees, so the chances of seeing one at the North pole are slim indeed.
ReplyDeleteI am not a nerd.
How much had he had to drink? It's relevant! An Old Pretender earned his nickname by claiming to have seen a Yellow Bear on a mobile phone in the middle of Cambridge. He probably did. maybe York next year then. cheers
ReplyDeletei don't think your compass can point to East when you are just 1 mile away from either pole.
ReplyDeleteAngry - Do you still have a large amount of spots and thick glasses?
ReplyDeleteFD - That was pretty much my thoughts when I saw this question!
Back in the day i was pretty good at getting lost with a compass map and pint in my hand, the visions usually came after something else.
Ps. im afraid you had to be first for the virtual pat pi!
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